NAME: Emma Knieriem
SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL ME: Mother Kitten. Most of you will need to check out my website to understand how that came about.
I EARN A CRUST BY: Three ways: my sleep, playwear and lingerie fashion label Emma Knieriem and my regular, paying waitressing job. Then there’s my dirty little secret job cleaning urinals.
JUST BEFORE I ANSWERED THESE I WAS: Sewing, sewing, sewing.
MY WORST HABIT IS: Over-analysing everything. I have even read my answers to these questions a million times.
IF I WERE A FASHION ITEM I’D BE A: Designer handbag, because I would be taken everywhere, treated extremely well and everybody wants me.
WHO I’D LIKE TO BE IF NOT ME: One of my models – they are hot.
MY WARDROBE FAVOURITE IS: Bows, even though they are an accessory. I have collected so many bows for my hair and brooches.
IF I COULD BANISH ONE TREND IT WOULD BE: Three-quarter leggings. They were once great but they have had their time. And people seem to think they can now wear them with anything.
MY BIGGEST SPLURGE WAS: Ha, ha, it was actually a diamante bow that I have yet to wear. No wonder I need three jobs.
MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS BUT: Botox can.
I’VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS BUT: I’ve already spilled that secret in question two.