Unzipped: Damon Jackson

Name
Damon Jackson

Sometimes people call me
Vitamin D (everybody's gotta have their vitamins)

I earn a crust by
Selling Bjorn Borg's undies... not on ebay, we're the wholesaler. And I do a bit of Frocktology.

Just before I answered these I was
Cleaning vomit from my new baby Josiah... he tends to drink too much... he didn't get that from me

My worst habit is
Singing alternate lyrics to songs. Apparently people find that annoying

If I were a fashion item I'd be
A handbag. Inside it has a lot of mildly interesting, but not necessary useful stuff

Who I'd like to be if not me
My baby Josiah. He drinks and sleeps all day, and gets praised when he passes wind 

People tell me I'm
Incredibly charming and knockout gorgeous; an unfathomable catch, with an unassailable intellect to match... from time to time...

MY wardrobe favourite is
Spiewak wool duffle coat, floral print Bjorn Borg undies and cheap big-ass sunglasses

If I could banish one trend it would be
Fluro - nobody actually ever likes it. Just sneaks its way in to fashion for a fleeting moment, then very quickly out the back door before people realise they've been suckered again. Also, collar up on a polo, printed on the underside. Dude, that looks ridiculous

Melbourne is the nation's fashion capital because
There is a cool and gritty social culture and it gets cold enough to own several jackets and scarfs

Money can't buy happiness but
Whoever said that doesn't know where to shop

When down to my last $1000 - Tom Ford or Target?
Before I had a baby I'd probably say Tom Ford, but I'd now be in trouble if I didn't say Target

What this industry needs is
Bjorn Borg underwear. Brilliant prints, creative marketing, fantastic quality, and great heritage. We'll do our best to get to you all