Cooperisms

"Morrissey's making cushions now, isn't he?"
Last time we checked Wayne, you were designing shampoo bottles. Potty mouthed hairdresser-in-training Wayne Cooper takes a cheeky, cheeky dig at fashion designer Peter Morrissey. 

"In Melbourne they wear a strapless evening gown; in Sydney it's more like a gownless evening strap."
If we're going in the order of orange tan lines Wayne, then what on earth do they wear in the sunshine state?

"Whatever the journalists love, we won't make those."
Oi Wayne, we have feelings too - even if we're inclined towards unmarketable feathered tutus paired with corseted leather blouses and six inch stilettos. 

"..because then the buyers come and you think, maybe it wasn't the best collection."
Okay, so maybe the tutus don't have the most remarkable selling power.