Off the cuff

"If resin had an arse, I'd consider it kicked. 400 pieces poured."
Jewellery designer Brooke McAlary, of Trove Designs, celebrates a hard day's work in violent style via Twitter.

"Apparently the dog ate Versace's social media homework."
Fashion journalist Patty Huntington blasts Versace's approach to digital media as soooooo last season via Twitter.